Saturday, September 30, 2006

The Making of T.O.

If you want to be like TO, here's your routine workout. Even if you manage to keep up, you will not get to be him without strict diet intake. phewhh.... i quit.

RELATED ARTICLE: THE MAKING OF TERREL OWENS

BUDDY PRIMM CONSTANTLY CHANGES TO'S TRAINING DAY TO DAY, WEEK TO WEEK. BELOW, HOWEVER, IS A ROUGH IDEA OF WHAT OWENS MIGHT DO IN THE WEIGHT ROOM IN A GIVEN WEEK DURING THE OFF-SEASON.

MONDAY: ABS, BACK, TRICEPS

EXERCISE SETS REPS

Decline Sit-Up 4 20
with 5-pound medicine ball
Hanging Leg Raise 4 20
Hammer-Strength Lat Pulldown 4 13, 11, 9, 8
One-Arm Dumbbell Row 4 7-11
Low-Back Extension 4 7-11
Cable Pressdown (Bar or Rope) 4 12
Seated Dip Machine 4 7-11
Hammer-Strength Chest Press 4 7-11

TUESDAY: ABS, CHEST, BICEPS

EXERCISE SETS REPS

Decline Oblique Crunch 4 13, 11, 9, 8
Lying Alternating Leg Raise 4 40 sec.
Flat-Bench Dumbbell Press 4* 9, 8, 11, 11
Incline Dumbbell Press 4* 12
Standing Straight-Bar Curl 4 8
Hammer Curl 4 11
Seated Dumbbell Curl 4 11

*On the first two sets, TO keeps his palms neutral. On the last two, he
uses lighter weight and pronates his wrists (turns his palms forward) as
he presses up.

THURSDAY: ABS, QUADS, SHOULDERS

EXERCISE SETS REPS

Decline Sit-Up 4 20, 19, 18, 17
Hanging Leg Raise 4 20
Leg Press 4 12-13
Hack Squat Machine 4 7-11
Leg Extension 4* 7-11
Seated Shoulder Press 4 7
Seated Lateral Raise 4 9
Angled Lat Pulldown[dagger] 4 10

*On the first two sets, TO points his toes out; the last two, he points
his toes in, [dagger]Shoulder-width grip, pulling bar to upper chest.

FRIDAY: ABS, HAMSTRINGS, CALVES

EXERCISE SETS REPS

Decline Oblique Crunch 4 13, 11, 9, 8
Lying Alternating Leg Raise 4 40 sec.
Standing Leg Curl 4 7-11
Dumbbell Stiff-Legged Deadlift 4 12
Lying Leg Curl 4 7-11
Standing Calf Raise 4 13
Seated Calf Raise 4 13

Note: Owens warms up for seven minutes on a stationary bike before each
workout; he has Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday off from lifting.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

No more highway side drinks

Went to Batu Pahat on Sunday attending my bro's graduation ceremony. On the way back to KL, we stopped at one of the highway rest areas. Since I've been driving practically the whole day and felt quite exhausted, i went to this one stall to order Kopi Tongkat Ali suam.

My Tongkat Ali was hotter than i expected, but that's okay. I was in no rush anyway. So, while enjoying every sip of my drink, then all of a sudden, i felt like a small furry cottonball sitting on my tongue. Hmm.. this doesnt taste like the bottom end debris from the drink. I put down the mug back on the table and slowly pulled out whatever it was in my mouth. To my surprise, i'm holding a big black fly in between my fingers. Oh CRAP!!! For God sake, the last thing i want to taste in my life is a fly. That is why i never give any thought of joining Amazing Race!

In conclusion, never order any food or drink in places infested with flies! Felt sick for 2 days. http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3876/sick3qx.gif

Thursday, September 07, 2006

revenge of the MAID

yesterday, before i left for work, managed to tune in to MHI. they were talking about things happening in the news and one article that caught my eyes was about this maid (not going into racist subject, like from where.. bla bla bla..) putting in special 'ingredient' in her employer's washing machine. the report mentioned that this maid was just into her second week of employment when she started this revenge thing.

my goodness.. what has happened to our maid institution nowadays? have they been tortured by their employers until they have the guts to perform this [improper usage of word detected... the system now translates the word to "not so smart"] act? no sense of loyalty kah?
yeah, of coz i also have my crazy moments at work, but you dont see me taking a poop on my office computer.. hehehe.. or, should i???? hmmmm

well... i'm sure, like our mat rempits, just becoz of a bad pisang, doesnt mean all mat rempits are bad people. they are also part of our nation building community. likewise, our maid also falls in the same boat. just becoz some of them like to fill their poop in the washing machine, not all of them are like that..

so, to all you guys out there, dont judge a maid with other bad pisang or a mat rempit... most of them are honest ppl trying to earn a living. terus kan usaha murni, hire them.. hehehe...

ps: was just kidding about mat rempit and nation building community.. they are all bad bananas. sorry putera umno.. u guys still failed to convince me.. Want to know more, go and watch Remp-It ... urgh

food for the tummy

for the past few weeks, i've been religiously eating the same breakfast, the same lunch and the same dinner.. not that there not much choice out there, but these funny lil craving of mine made me do it.

my usual Bon Appétit for breakfast are roti bakar dua set with teh o suam, for lunch nasi ayam with teh o suam, and for dinner nasi putih with lamb curry, sayur kobis, and sikit kuah korma with orange juice. i hope these food wont betray me later in my life. heheheh... all these do give u a slight advantage over other restaurant patrons though.. usually, for others they have to spend few mins pondering what am i gonna eat... in my case, i just have to look for the best seat so that nothing can block my view from the AXN channel.. then, food will appear in front of me like magic.. wohoo... the feeling is kinda good, like i have my very own butler every where i go..

hmm.. wonder what else they put in my food that makes me go to the same place day in and day out.. hmm..




Sunday, September 03, 2006

Monday.. not so blue day

have you ever called someone and out of a sudden, you just cant spell anything out but deep inside you want to say many things??

well, that's what happened to me earlier this morning. i got an sms from a dear friend, Z, at 4.30am. here how it goes:

"Ayah aku meninggal dunia pagi tadi at 4.15am"

Right after that, i spent another 10 mins in a state of confuse. As a friend, i want to help Z as much as i can. And yet, I dont know what to do. Should i call and say i understand what you're going through? Coz, obviously i dont since i have never experienced that in my lifetime. At least, not yet! I know for a fact, Z has handled this whole situation flawlessly, better than any other ordinary human.

Me and Z have been close friends since college days and the father has been hospitalized for the past 4-5 months, diagnosed with cancer. Started of with minor backpains which at first thought of excessive workouts. Then, the docs said something about prostate. Me and R went up to see them at the hospital when the father first admitted. Docs told the family not to worry about anything since this is the smallest type of cancer. Dont even need to do chemo for that matter.

Then, after few weeks, the cancer spread up to kidney and liver. By that time, i knew the situation was worsening. Me and couple other companions wanted to visit last week but we never made the trip since the father was not in good shape to accept guests. So, we postponed our visit hoping he would get a little bit better for our visit. Unfortunately, our plan visit never materialized. Allah loves him more than the rest of us.

I did manage to call Z and wished and prayed to stay strong while facing this challenge of endurance.

Al-Fatihah.

Remp-It ... urgh

yo yo whassup!!! just wanna share some thoughts with you folks out there. went to see the 3.40pm show at the curve. hehe.. not that i'm a big fan of local movies, but just wanna check out what the hype is all about.

Remp-It is another latest malaysian movie which is a big fat lowsy s***. as a big fan of Jerry Bruckheimer, Ridley Scott, Michael Bay movies where action and sex are popular combination, this Remp-It thing is all that (not as any good, but whatta heck!) but without any story line!! Yo AI (Ahmad-Idham, the "director") !! Have you forgotten the basics of making a movie??? You need to have a good storyline!


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one of the many hot & steamy actions

What you have shown is abt this mat rempit with his big *** gf whose sole purpose in life is to compete in illegal street racing. Got hammered by another rempit and wanted a revenge which ended up in suicidal accident. The End!

If you think that is a good script, may be u oughta recruit my 15 yr old brother as your next director. maybe metrowealth can save up big bucks in cutting out pay checks.

just a note to you wanna be directors out there. we, the malaysian viewers, have also exposed to other foreign movies where quality in making the scripts are the utmost priority. we want something that we have never seen before, neither in local nor foreign. if you want to give us the same old crap, then make sure it is a better crap than before.

damn… i wonder how many more of these cheap sleazy movies are getting grants from the govt?